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WHEN I DON’T ORDER A DRINK AT CHEF GEOFFS HAPPY HOUR

AFTER I TAKE A REALLY HARD EXAM

WHAT I MISS ABOUT WEDNESDAYS AT AU

When I’m high

WHEN I REALIZE I HAVE TO LEAVE AMERICA IN FEW DAYS

I’m like

When I think of leaving America in few days

But then I get a genius idea But then I got an idea

And if someone mentions deportation But if someone mentions deportation

When people walk really slow in front of me

WHEN I’VE BEEN WAITING 20 MINUTES AT THE DAV

When you get to the bar & then realize you forgot your ID

That time I dated a professional athlete

WHEN I REMEMBER TOSH.O IS ON TONIGHT